Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Hoodie – Funny Generation X 70s 80s Childhood Nostalgia Sweatshirt
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Raised on hose water, bikes, scraped knees, pizza, and the instruction to be home when it got dark. This nostalgic Gen X hoodie celebrates the wonderfully unsupervised childhood of a generation that spent more time outside than online.
Featuring bold distressed artwork with a kid drinking from the garden hose, bicycle, dog, football, pizza, old-school sneakers, and a “Gone ’Til Dark” mailbox, the design captures the humor and chaos of growing up Gen X. A fun retro hoodie for Generation X adults who remember long summer days, neighborhood adventures, latchkey childhoods, and surviving without smartphones or constant supervision.
Great for Gen X birthdays, nostalgic gifts, retro 70s and 80s fans, or anyone proud to have been raised on hose water and neglect.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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